Glitz and Glamour - Miss Universe Style

So, I finally watched the second episode of Project Runway on my flight from Boston to Baltimore Monday. My oh my, where to begin?


I felt SO BAD for Malan Breton. He should've stayed on the show, simply because his name rhymes. And because Angela is a crazy bitch. I mean, I thought Vincent's dress this week was WAY less tragic than last week's endeavor, but because she wasn't in charge, she wanted nothing to do with it. And what was up with her distracting Kayne during their brief sketching time? I would've told bitch where to get off, for real. This isn't survivor, you rude bitch - it's not about forming alliances. And, of course, now nobody would ever work with her again.

So here are my highlights.

Laura Bennett: Yet again, Laura gives us a design completely her own. And I love her reasoning for choosing Michael as her partner. She wanted him to challenge her to step out of her normal design box. A healthy view of one's own work is a great thing. I think Laura is going to be here for awhile.

Deutscher: (aka Uli) Her dress was great this week, really pretty and flowy with the layers. But it seemed a little casual for Miss Universe.

Vincent: Vince makes the list, but not for a good reason. The dress would've been really pretty, except for the sleeves, that looked like Shrek-ears. This man is a fool. He's just treading water.

Kayne: Again, love the queeny confidence, but I didn't really like the dress this week. But you know, good for him; he won the challenge because it was his field. We'll see how long he can keep this up.

Keith Michael: Don't remember the dress, but he's still a douchebag.

So, I drafted this posting yesterday, but have since seen episode 3 of Project Runway: The Dog Challenge. First off - I thought surely when they said it would be utilizing "today's hottest fashion accessory," that they meant children who are already worth more than I will make in my entire life, but who society pities, because they are named after fruit ... or the bearer of the Ten Commandments. Oh well ... can't win 'em all.


Anyway, I'm SO GLAD that Uli finally won a challenge! At first I only liked her because she's German, but I'm starting to feel her "voice" - she's showing consistently good work.

Kayne's dress was really cute, as was Alison's. I thought that Allison had this challenge in the bag, but was pleasantly surprised by Uli's win. I also thought that Michael's dress and Laura's were great this week. I'm surprised that neither of them has been asked to "stay on the runway" for the best/worst segment yet.


In other news, ANGELA IS STILL AN IRRITATING BITCH. I fucking hate her and her clothes. And Keith Michael's prissy arrogance - not to mention his blatant lie on the runway ... "I made like four outfits for the dog, and decided to leave her without one" ... should have been enough to send him packing. I liked Katherine alot, though. I wish she hadn't been sent home. Allison and Keith both had it coming.

Anyway, that's all I have to say for today.

Holla bye.