Wed Aug 2

So it's August already. Eek!

Yesterday, I was surfing the net at work, and caught the Singing City website. (Singing City is the organization that Tamara sang the Brahms Requiem with when she took us to Philly.) And they had pictures from the performance. And in these two, you can totally see me and Ben, haha. Ergo, we are famous and better than you.


Also, in my net surfing, I found that Shirley Q Liquor has an entry on Wikipedia. And in honor of her royal fabulousness, I'd like to list the names of her nineteen "chirrrn," as cited on the Wikipedia. (The posting itself cites the song "Who is my baby daddy," which is something of a parody of Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start the Fire," and as such, lists no fewer than 47 names - though Shirley herself only claims 19 chrrn.)

Cheeto, Limbo, Cracker Jack, Orangejello (pronounced uh-ron-gel-o)
K-Martina, Salmonella, Velveeta, Genitalia
Catfish (pronounced Catfeesh), Leroy, Coco Puff, Pluto
Penelope, Jack Daniels, Buford, Lemonjello (pronounced luh-mon-gel-o),
Aloe Vera, Maybelline, Gingivitis, Brylcreem,
Cru-ex, Nyquil, Gangster-Q, Daffodil,
Ron Bacardi, Captain Morgan, Democtorius, Delorean,
GyneLotrimin, Felicia, Chlamydia, Champagne,
Nova Scotia, Bubblicious, Couponita, Gonhorrea,
Ice Bucket, Buttuglia, Visine, Margarita,
Percolator, Terminator, Velcro, Tae Kwon Do,
Veracello, Chromosone, Obstetricia, and Shi'Thead (pronounced Sha-theed).

Shirley also held a fundraiser in her house for the Save Diana Ross Foundation, which successfully raised over $4.32, with a drag show, in which Shirley's 2 gay sons, Lemonjello and Orangejello performed as the Supremes, singing "I'm Coming Out," then "snatching off they wigs and looking defiant." According to sources, the performance was met with polite applause.

In other news, I can't wait for Project Runway tonight!!! It's going to be amazing. Any guesses as to who will be the one eliminated? The teaser at the end of last week's episode led us to believe it would be Kayne, but I have a hard time believing that the folks at Bravo would make it that easy for us. We shall see ...

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